❋ Chaos Indivisvm Application v.9.21❋
Please read the ENTIRE application. There are important requirements and expectations to read. Also there are questions placed throughout, not just in certain sections. So make sure you read EVERYTHING.
Chaos Indivisvm is located at Milopolis
Table of contents
Requirements
Make sure you read this application in its entirety. That means read every single fucking line, everything in this application is here for a reason, scrub. So to recap: Q: how much of this application do you have to read? A:
We DO NOT accept bronies or furries. As of October 16th, 2019, however, we have changed our policy on accepting ex-furries. Please see below for details and a questionnaire
An avatar age of at least 30 Days, and an RL age of at least 18 years old.
Recruit must be fluent in the English language and be able to speak and type WITHOUT translators!
Thick skin and a resilience to trolling/a good sense of humor is a huge plus. We are not nice. especially not to cultists.
Don’t bring any bullshit drama into our group. leave that shitty baby yiffy bullshit in the garbage where you came from. We are also not a fucking dating group so fuck off with that dorito fedora shit you dweeb trash pile.
If accepted, you must leave all other SLMC groups, Veteran groups, however, are allowed. i.e.: Any equivalent to our Militia or a defender group is OK.
We use Discord and Mumble to communicate during raids. You are expected to have a microphone of some sort and participate in comms during raids. You MUST have a microphone AND USE IT while in cult phase or you will not be accepted into the main group. Unrelated: The answer to the bonus question below is YELLOW!
Knowledge of script time & rendering cost, & the willingness to adjust your avatar to lower your script number & time to promote sim health.
Knowledge of Warhammer shit is not required but helps and means Sam can have friends. Speaking of which answer this question quick: Q: Blood for the.. A:
If accepted, you will go through Cult Training FIRST before being accepted into the main group. It will be YOUR responsibility to seek out trainers, and get your training done. It is also required that you are active, and participate with the group during raids, meetings, or general shenanigans. If you are unable or unwilling to meet our activity requirements you will be ejected.
The Application
Your avatar name (NOT display name!):
Your avatar age:
Your REAL LIFE age:
Your Time Zone:
When are you usually online?:
How much time do you think you’d be able to devote to the group per week? (how much activity can we expect from you?):
Why join Chaos Indivisvm?:
How did you hear about Chaos Indivisvm?
Do you have a microphone and are you willing and able to use it? (as mentioned above, you are expected to have one AND use it) :
We require a certain level of activity. Do you have any RL restrictions currently, or upcoming, that would keep you from being active in the group? if so, explain.
A Little History About You
Please list previous militaries you have served in within SL. If you haven’t been in one, you can simply put N/A. When you list why you left the group, please be brief, but mention all the important shit. copy and paste as needed.
- Group:
- Rank:
- Time with Group:
- Reason for Leaving:
FURRY QUESTIONNAIRE
As of October 16th, 2019, we have changed our policy on accepting EX-FURRIES (not those who are STILL furries) into our group. Please answer the questions below honestly and be as detailed as possible. You will go through a rigorous background check, will have an interview with Zalera, or another member of command/Enforcer staff, and you MAY have to go through a trial period in our Militia group anywhere between 30-90 days BEFORE your application is accepted and you’re allowed to begin your cult training.
If you are approved, and at any later time additional-past or new furry-involvement proof is discovered, you MAY still be ejected or have your application denied depending on the severity of the new information so it is VERY important to be honest and not leave anything out here.
Do not lie to us. If you feel you have something to hide, either be honest here or don’t bother applying. We’d prefer you in militia hanging out, we’re not going to tolerate you in militia if you try to outsmart us here.
Know that any and all decisions regarding approval of new applicants with past furry-involvement will be made by command and/or enforcer staff ONLY. No exceptions.
Are a furry currently: YES/NO
Have you EVER been a furry in any regard in the past? YES/NO
If answered yes to question 2: How long ago did the furry-related dweebshit occur and for how long did it go on? EXPLAIN:
If answered yes to question 2: Why the fuck were you a furry? And what made you finally see reason to leave it behind you? (please be very detailed here!) EXPLAIN:
Anything else we should know? EXPLAIN:
List anyone in the SLMC that can verify or confirm the accuracy of your statements or vouch for you personally: LIST SNITCHES HERE:
Intelligence Test
Q: Saera is driving down the road. On said road, there are eight other cars. Off the road, is every other car on the planet. Saera is Chinese. How many of the cars does she hit?
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Q: When and where is a good time and place to yiff?
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Q: Name two functions within the SL build menu that CUTS or REMOVES portions of a prim from said prim.
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Q: How many hours per day do you spend clopping?
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Q: Which has more pellets? A 10 gauge shotgun or a 12 gauge shotgun.
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Q: What is the difference between a clip and a magazine?
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Q: Does mesh cause lag in SL?
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Q: Bonus question! What’s your favorite color?
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TIME TO SIGN SHIT
Read all this crap and type your Avatar Name or mark off in some way under each one next to the X’s. Once you’ve read everything and marked them all off continue onto the final part of the application at the bottom of the notecard.
I hereby understand & agree to abide by all of the rules within Chaos Indivisvm & its operational boundaries.
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I hereby understand that Chaos Indivisvm is a group based upon a certain theme, and that I may be instructed to adjust my avatar to be more in accordance with this theme. I also understand that Chaos Indivisvm is a human orientated group, and furries and bronies are STRICTLY prohibited.
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I hereby agree to forgo all use of unfair client-side assistance whilst enlisted in Chaos Indivisvm, & I understand that the use of such may result in my immediate ejection from Chaos Indivisvm.
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I hereby understand & agree to meet all the requirements listed within this notecard, the Enlisted Handbook, & the Chaos Indivisvm manifest.
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I hereby understand that judgment will be held against me by various groups for joining Chaos, & that I may be treated unfairly by biased administration staff in other sims.
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I hereby understand that Chaos Indivisvm is not a conventional military group, and that it strives to overcome the barriers of bias & political drama that pollutes other groups & their ilk. I agree to leave all drama & grudges at the door.
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I hereby understand that Chaos reserves the right to turn down an avatar due to past actions & the company that they keep. I also acknowledge that upon enlistment, I will start as a Renegade, and that nobody will be handed a rank, bypass mandatory training, treated unfairly, or given special treatment within these ranks.
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I hereby agree to follow all the terms and conditions put forth within this notecard, & accept that violations of said standards may result in immediate ejection.
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I Hereby agree to undergo an extensive background check upon application to Chaos Indivisvm. and understand that any evidence of being a “furry” or a “brony” will result in immediate denial of my application. And any evidence that may be found at a later time will also result in immediate ejection from the group.
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I Hereby understand that Chaos requires a certain level of activity. I also understand that if I fail to meet these requirements, i may be ejected from the group, or my cult training may be canceled. I also understand that if i am ejected for this reason, I may be put on a waiting period before I am able to apply to the group again.
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YOU’RE DONE, BITCH!
** Make sure the ENTIRE application is filled out before you send it off to me! I may reject it/return it for a do-over depending on what you missed and/or how much you missed.
Please make sure you have saved, and renamed your application then…
DELIVER APPLICATION TO):
- Zalera Atheria
- Head Corruptor/Head of Recruiting and Training
PLEASE give me AT LEAST 24 hours to respond to you! I have a life and am not online 24/7 but i WILL respond to you within the day.
** If I don’t contact you within a day (THAT’S 24 HOURS BITCH) please IM me for an update, THEN feel free to send your app to ONE of the follwing
Hadet Sonnenkern
- “Technically still head enforcer” Sam Huntsman
- Lord. & the bitch who helps me with apps when my computer dies
OK YOU’RE DONE!
SUBMIT IT NOW!
STOP WAITING!
THE END!
Recruitment Application v.9.21 Update 8/31/2021 by Tyro, added mention of Discord, minor changes, spelling corrections, compliance edits to github’s CoC Update 7/23/2020 by Hadet, converted to the Docs website. Update 7/15/2019 by Zalera, added details about activity requirements Update 9/17/2019 by Zalera and Sam to v9.0. Cleaned up the app a LOT. took out of lot of extra shit and unnecessary crap, cut down the app to the essentials and nothing more. Update 10/16/2019, added section for furry-related questions, also took out the part at the top saying we do not accept any furries/no tolerance.